Wicked Game (cover)
the worm in n0phis' brain

worm | they/them

curseworm on ao3 | maker of the silly screenshot edits

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[title and summary of an ao3 fic]   title:  a hundred red flags too late, my dear   summary:  It is a sword, the glow of its enchantments muted beneath the blood that coats its surface. Quackity can only see a fraction of the blade, the part closest to the hilt, because the rest of it— the rest of it is—  His stomach twists itself into a sickening knot, all the air escaping his lungs in a punched exhale.  The sword is embedded in the person's chest. The sword is embedded in—  Quackity inhales sharply, and all he can smell is blood, blood.  Wilbur's blood.  -  Quackity leaves Las Nevadas, expecting to have a fantastic time ridding his territory of Paradise’s desolate ruins. What he isn’t expecting is to find Wilbur, bleeding out on the dirty ground.  Turns out they both have a lot of healing to do.ALT

hey,, any tntduo fans in chat? cwilbur apologists? cquackity enjoyers? pspspsps i’ve got some food for you guys

Monaco's actual sea wall

I am legitimately so upset, I don’t have very much longer at my current job and I only just realized that I have the perfect opportunity to casually but forcibly educate the public that earthworms are an invasive species in most of the northern half of North America. NOBODY realizes that earthworms are invasive because most of us grew up learning about how good earthworms are for the soil and finding them in the ground and there’s generally a lot of positive cultural messaging about earthworms*. While most people are generally aware of invasive species and try not to spread them, they don’t think of earthworms in that category. It can be really surprising to learn that earthworms can be bad for the environment - I know it was for me. So I’ll take advantage of my audience here:

Earthworms are an invasive species in large parts of the USA and Canada, especially notable in the Great Lakes region. They disrupt the normal ecological processes of hardwood forests by eating organic material (duff) that is needed for native species to survive.

Please be aware of this if you live in the region and use earthworms for fishing or gardening. Further resources can be found at the Citizen Science Project Great Lakes Worm Watch and the UMN Invasive Species page.

*Positive cultural messaging about earthworms is great - for the regions that they’re native to, such as Europe. Not so much in regions where they’re invasive.

Yeah I love them but they don’t belong :( …..everything you hear about them being beneficial is because they’re beneficial for the also non-native gardens and crops people grow.

Note that this does not mean you can help by killing earthworms; not even a nuclear apocalypse would undo their presence at this point.

For those wondering what was meant to fill their niche; basically nothing actually. Old growth forests didn’t evolve for “soil” churned up and aerated by anything, but grow entirely on thousands of layers of old rotten wood and moss slowly fermented by bacteria that aren’t meant to be exposed to air.

I adore trans harry headcanons so much but I have to wonder. did he forget what being transgender is in these hcs. does he think EVERY guy has a pussy. or is he post-phallo/meta & has utterly no idea he is not cis. there is untapped potential here I feel

ENCYLOPEDIA - Most men have two testicles, you are male so you likely also have two testicles.

HALF LIGHT - You should check, just to be sure.

  1. Openly check how many balls you have
  2. [INTERFACING - Formidable] - Subtly check how many balls you have
  3. "Hey Kim, do I seem like a guy that would have two perfectly average testicles?"
  4. No. I'm normal. (discard thought)

[INTERFACING - Success] - You pad around for a bit while no one is looking and... nothing. You are completely flat down there. You have no balls.

DRAMA - He speaks truly, sire. You have no balls to speak of.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Holy shit. What the Fuck.

LOGIC - Don't freak out, there must be a logical explanation for this.

  1. [LOGIC - Impossible] - Come up with an explanation
  2. "KIM WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY BALLS"
  3. Break down crying

[LOGIC - Failure] - You have been neutered.

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new favorite tweet

(from the author of fight club)

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to experience a place fully you have to put some of it in your mouth

I tried to explain this but I still got kicked out of the museum.

The guards at the art museum are very dedicated.

but can they fit in your mouth? one way to find out

Museums pretty much always have food of some kind. Why were you trying to eat fossils (again!)

I wasn’t trying to EAT the fossils. I had an opportunity to lick a tyrannosaur bone and I took it, since the only consequence was the paleontologist watching over it giving me a look of disappointment.

bottom surgery too much money call that shit expenisive

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breaking news: bottom surgery for trans womean no longer real

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i dont think you guys have ever met a trans woman in ur lives

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

sometimes all you can do is post rene descartes who give a shit

im sorry i said "awooga" when u took off ur clothes do u still wanna fuck?

kasperlundsfryd:
“He’s on his way to get a pedicure
”

He’s on his way to get a pedicure

favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

"I pull lots of guys."

"I pull so many girls!"

Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.

I pull pork sandwich


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